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Andrew No Refunds
Andrew No Refunds

The digital nomad life nobody posts about. Somewhere in Southeast Asia. No refunds.

Reality Check

+4

The Man Complaining About Spam Was Selling Me Something

Oct 30, 2026

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3 min read

The Man Complaining About Spam Was Selling Me Something

The angriest, best post about fake content I read this year ended with a link to an app. Being fed up with the noise has become one of the easiest ways to sell to you.

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Andrew No Refunds

Money

+5

I Got Laid Off And Bought A Plane Ticket The Same Week

Oct 16, 2026

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3 min read

I Got Laid Off And Bought A Plane Ticket The Same Week

I have told people to build the income before they buy the ticket. I did it the other way round, and the move fixed less than I needed it to.

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Andrew No Refunds

visarun

+4

The Border. The visa run. Chapter One.

Oct 9, 2026

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1 min read

The Border. The visa run. Chapter One.

Nobody puts the 5 a.m. minivan border run in the digital nomad brochure.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+5

He Is Jealous Of A Photo I Took On Laundry Day

Sep 30, 2026

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3 min read

He Is Jealous Of A Photo I Took On Laundry Day

My friend back home wrote so jealous under a photo I took on the walk to the laundry. He spends his Thursdays driving his father to the doctor.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+5

Everyone Who Tells You To Get The Proper Visa Did Border Runs First

Sep 23, 2026

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3 min read

Everyone Who Tells You To Get The Proper Visa Did Border Runs First

The loudest people telling newcomers to get the proper visa did years of border runs, back when nobody checked. They are right about the rule. I know, because I was on the minivan too.

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Andrew No Refunds

Money

+4

I Paid A Man 300 Dollars To Tell Me It Depends

Sep 17, 2026

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4 min read

I Paid A Man 300 Dollars To Tell Me It Depends

There is somebody to pay out here for every rule you are scared of. The most honest one I ever paid told me he did not know.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+6

You Do Not Buy A Plant For Five Weeks

Sep 9, 2026

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3 min read

You Do Not Buy A Plant For Five Weeks

2 completely different lives out here are sharing one word. One came to move. The other just wants an ordinary life somewhere warmer, and almost everything he needs is the opposite.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+5

I Like Living Abroad. I Hate The Traveling.

Sep 6, 2026

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3 min read

I Like Living Abroad. I Hate The Traveling.

Living in another country and traveling are 2 different things. Out here you are not really allowed to say you only wanted one of them.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

The Best Desk I Ever Had Was A Drawer Turned Upside Down

Sep 6, 2026

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4 min read

The Best Desk I Ever Had Was A Drawer Turned Upside Down

I carried a 220 dollar monitor across borders for a year. The best work I have done out here was typed on a wardrobe drawer with a 250 baht keyboard on the table underneath it.

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Andrew No Refunds

Money

+5

Nobody Out Here Will Tell You Where The Money Comes From

Aug 23, 2026

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4 min read

Nobody Out Here Will Tell You Where The Money Comes From

Ask anyone out here what they do and you get a category. Never a client, never a number. The only people who answer properly are charging you to hear it.

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Andrew No Refunds

Business

+5

Nobody At The Meetup Has Ever Paid Me

Aug 12, 2026

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4 min read

Nobody At The Meetup Has Ever Paid Me

Every room I went to for work was full of people selling what I sell. The ones who actually pay have a shop on the street below and no reason to come upstairs.

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Andrew No Refunds
I Still Pay A Country I Don't Live In

Aug 8, 2026

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4 min read

I Still Pay A Country I Don't Live In

I could probably stop. Everything out here asks you for proof, and proof only comes from somewhere that still keeps records on you.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

Everybody Passes The First Month

Aug 2, 2026

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5 min read

Everybody Passes The First Month

Everyone tells you to go for a month and see if it suits you. Month one is a holiday with a laptop in it. The month that decides it is month 4.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+5

It Took Me Months To Eat Dinner Alone

Jul 31, 2026

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4 min read

It Took Me Months To Eat Dinner Alone

I spent a year eating standing up, at carts and on the edge of a bed. The problem was never being alone. It was the second set of chopsticks getting taken away.

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Andrew No Refunds

Digital Nomad

+3

I Wrote Like Myself And Got Called A Bot

Jul 25, 2026

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3 min read

I Wrote Like Myself And Got Called A Bot

The machines got good enough that being careful online now reads as fake. So real people are learning to write worse to prove they are alive.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

I Was Friendly For A Year And Stayed A Stranger

Jul 19, 2026

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3 min read

I Was Friendly For A Year And Stayed A Stranger

I spent a year being friendly and stayed a stranger. What finally let me in was a motorbike and a favor at 6 in the morning.

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Andrew No Refunds

Business

+5

The Weekend I Made One Restaurant Exist

Jul 11, 2026

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3 min read

The Weekend I Made One Restaurant Exist

People ask their phone where to eat now, and the best place on the street is not in the answer. You already carry the skill to put it there.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

The Datacenter Is The New Factory

Jul 6, 2026

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3 min read

The Datacenter Is The New Factory

They told my father to learn a machine that was never his. Now they tell you to learn AI. Same advice, bigger building, colder room.

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Andrew No Refunds

Lifestyle

+3

Every Room Is Starting To Look Like The Same Room

Jul 3, 2026

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3 min read

Every Room Is Starting To Look Like The Same Room

Every room in every city is the same room now. So the place moved out into the street, where the smart lock can't reach it.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

You Can't Work From A View

Jul 2, 2026

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3 min read

You Can't Work From A View

The wifi stopped being the hard part years ago. Quiet is the thing you can't carry in the bag, and it never shows up in the photo.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

Your Passport Decides More Than Your Plan

Jun 30, 2026

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3 min read

Your Passport Decides More Than Your Plan

They sell it as a mindset. It's a document. You got handed yours at birth, and the brochure never mentions which one you need.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

They Sold You Smarter. Now They Sell You Cheaper.

Jun 29, 2026

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3 min read

They Sold You Smarter. Now They Sell You Cheaper.

The machine manufactured the spend. Now it's selling you the cure for it. Same room, new product, two invoices.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+5

Work Was Never Supposed To Be The Dream

Jun 27, 2026

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3 min read

Work Was Never Supposed To Be The Dream

"Do what you love" was never permission. It was a quota. And the bar just went up to two million dollars.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+4

The Job Title Died And Nobody Held A Funeral

Jun 26, 2026

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3 min read

The Job Title Died And Nobody Held A Funeral

Digital nomad was a job description wearing a costume. The machine took the job. What's left is the part that was always yours.

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Andrew No Refunds

Reality Check

+3

They Call It A Phase Because They Left

Jun 23, 2026

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4 min read

They Call It A Phase Because They Left

It's not a law of nature. It's an exit report. The good part arrives later than the patience most people packed.

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